Mommy’s First Dick Pic

I woke up this morning to a conundrum.  What is worse, I was forced to decide at the ungodly bag-eyed hour of 6:15am: To receive an unsolicited dick pic, or to receive an unsolicited dick pic, that was intended for someone else? The owner of the member in question is one of the few guys that was an absolute no in the first five minutes.  He was truly one of my most disappointing Bumble dates.  Disappointing, because I really had a good feeling about him and I had gotten my hopes way up.  In fact, the only thing more up…